Bumper Sticker (or Magnet)
For Teslas and such.
Easily ordered online as a sticker or magnet from tons of sites like Vistaprint.
Hand of the Mad King Elon Musk is estimated to have sired over one hundred bastards throughout the realm.
100+
Estimated
Elon Musk Bastards
7
Confirmed
Elon Musk Bastards
1
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This tracker does not currently include honorary bastards, like the white supremacists at DOGE.